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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead magician? Abra Cadaver."
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"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"
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"Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up He's never gonna give you Up..."
"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't really matter, he's not coming when you call him."
"13: Dad, What's detour mean? Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon."
"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."
"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."