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Joke of the Day

"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."

"I was shocked to find out the girl I slept with last night was 16. She looked 12 to me..."

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"How long does it take to drive across France? 3 days by panzer"

"What do you call a gay Mexican..... A senoreater"

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy? Because he was too far out... (dude)."

"Swallowed two pieces of string this morning. A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!"

"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."

"Today is July 4th. Do you know what that means for tonight? That tonight it'll eventually be 12:00am turning to July 5th."

"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."