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Joke of the Day
"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"
Next Joke
"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"
"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."
"What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs? They start tipping balls."
"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."
"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
"advertising slogans are the official language of the united states of america"
"I'm trying to do unto others as I would have done to me, but they're all ""stop thrusting at me, this is a church service; please sit down"""
"""Men are pigs"" - misandrist &/or world's worst biologist"