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Joke of the Day
"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."
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"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."
"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."
"FYI fellas: if u wake up with some chick and u can't remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They'll write her name on the cup for ya!"
"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"
"I heard Baja Fresh has a new burrito called the Ravens. It has everything on it but Rice."
"Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed' are usually shit!"
"News flash: Vandals destroy street signs They pulled out all the stops"
"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"
"If Jack helped you off the horse.. Would you help Jack off the horse?"