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Joke of the Day

"Change is hard So don't throw coins."

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"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"
"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead"
"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."
"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."
"Theirye're, problem solved."
"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"I can't wait for hillary to become president and appoint bernie sanders as her vice president ""I did not have sexual relations with that man"""
"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."