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Joke of the Day

"What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off? Procrasturbation."

"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"

"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."

"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"

"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."

"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do."

"Two baby seals walk into a club..."

"Do you know how do you spell Mississippi with one I? *Covers left eye* M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I"