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Joke of the Day
"There Are Three Types of People in the World People who are good at math and people that aren't"
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"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing."
"Me: Time travel Interviewer: what's your biggest stren- holy shit"
"What do you call a fly that literally can't even?"
"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"
"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."
"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"Praying mantis walks up to his buddies with no head, ""Guess who got laid last night?"""
"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."