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Joke of the Day
"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."
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"I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!"
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"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved"
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