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Joke of the Day

"Me: my best friend is my wife Everyone: awwww My Best Friend Carl: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR WIFE"

"Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!"

"FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying ""Good answer"" like people on Family Feud."

"Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit? He couldn't stop."

"Did you hear about the anesthesiologist with giant breasts? She's a knockout."

"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"

"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""

"What's a rapper's favorite candy? Eminems."