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Joke of the Day

"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"

"I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates."

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile I told her, ""that's an awfully big word for a six year old""."

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan"

"How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs..."

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."

"An unemployed prostitute approaches a brothel manager and asks for a job. The manager regrettably replies, ""Sorry, we have too many openings right now."""

"How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? He was *out standing* in his field."

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."

"* tries to spread peanut butter * Peanut Butter: I have a boyfriend"