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Joke of the Day
"Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast"
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"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."
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"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one that you have to care for and nurture for 18 years."
"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
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