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Joke of the Day

"If you know shes had a bad day just ask her how she is doing. Then when shes talking you can think of a good tweet that makes fun of her day"

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"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."
"A bear is asking a rabbit a question ""Don't you have problems with shit sticking on your smooth fur?"" Rabbit goes : Naaah, I don't have a problem with that. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."
"Repost! You're a fucking joke."
"actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months"
"What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!"
"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb."
"Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser."