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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit."
Next Joke
"WIFE: Hey why are all our potatoes dressed in tiny outfits and arranged in a little scene? ME: [hiding Photato Album] Why? Do you like it?"
"Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon."
"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."
"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."
"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."
"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President."
"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"
"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"
"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"