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Joke of the Day

"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"

"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement."

"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."

"I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said NaBro"

"How to catch an elephant Dig a hole big enough for an elephant. Fill it with loose ash and cover it with frozen peas as bait. Then when he comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole."

"Did you hear the news about quadriplegia research? No? Probably because they haven't been making great strides."

"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."

"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."