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Joke of the Day

"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"

"Han solo vs Redditor Han: NEVER tell the odds! Redditor: I don't even."

"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."

"It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous."

"Someone told me I looked like a pokemon. I told them I thought it was a little Farfetch'd."

"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."

"[drug test] WEED: what did you get for #15? HEROIN: the teacher said not to share answers. COCAINE: done LSD: this paper tastes like crab"

"Joke What comes after 69?"