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Joke of the Day
"If it's any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day."
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"Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds."
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man."
"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"how wide is the universe? how long is a piece of string theory"
"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"
"Political jokes offend me! They get elected too often."
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""