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Joke of the Day
"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."
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"NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM. I just came from wolfing down a Kit-Kat in the utility closet."
"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!"
"I've always stood up for black people... It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat"
"Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck."
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""
"Gandalf chuckled to himself as the boat left shore. ""I just noticed,"" he whispered, ""your name sounds like Dildo"" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"
"[planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*"
"A woman was arrested when her boyfriend's body was found in a freezer in their living room. Who the hell puts a freezer in the living room?"