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Joke of the Day
"So many Jesus accounts...and not one is verified"
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"How does the alchemist please his wife? Elixir!!!!!"
"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"
"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"
"I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. ""I'm not a clown!"" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest."
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"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."