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Joke of the Day
"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"
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"What state do the most math teachers come from? Mathachusits!"
"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."
"[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren't"
"If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"
"I love you so much that I would wait for your photo to load on my slow Internet connection."
"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"
"How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon? Intersect it with a plane."
"A salesman came to my door and tried to sell me a coffin. ""Nah, thats the last thing I'll need"""