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Joke of the Day

"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"

"""Why are you so excited?"" the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. ""But doc this is my first operation."" ""Really? It's mine too and I am not excited at all."""

"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart."

"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"

"What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.? Hippo-critical."

"What do snakes use to build clocks? Metal Gears"

"So a friend and I Are going to a cafe for brunch. She asked ""Do you think I should get together with Josh? You are like an 8ball to me."" I replied ""What about me?"""

"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."