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Joke of the Day

"Why do so many black people believe in God? Its the only father they will ever know."

"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."

"Tumblr actually likes Preston Garvey That's it, that's the joke."

"4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant. I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said: ""I never want to do that again."""

"How do churches stay so strong? They pray on the weak."

"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""

"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"

"The therapist told my wife and I not to go to bed angry... we haven't slept in 36 years."

"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."

"Leaked CSI Reno script. Detective: Why did you do it Johnny, why did you shoot him? Psycho-killer: Just to watch him die..."