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Joke of the Day

"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf, you racist sons of bitches."

"""I ate thoup before it wath cool."" - Hipthter"

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"

"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."

"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese."

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"Oscar Pistorius has the worst alibi ever. Who the hell would break into your house to rob your bathroom?"

"Did you hear about the King who got killed during a torrential downpour, and his only heirs were pets? It's been reigning cats and dogs ever since"