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Joke of the Day
"I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)"
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"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."
"I went to a club completely infested by tourettes suffering women last night. Any time I approached one they told me to fuck off."
"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."
"What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up? Geometry."
"[Police sketch artist job interview] ""How am I not qualified?"" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo ""It's a cat actually"""
"This just isn't my day... It could be raining t*tties and I'd get hit in the head with a d*ck..."
"* Pogoing Outside Your Window ~ Are... You... Sure... You... Don't... Want.... A... Second... Date?"
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *thwack* fuck... A skydiver goes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *THWACK*"
"What is the car that everyone sleeps in? The Ford Siesta Many thanks to /u/ekhappychap for that one."