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Joke of the Day
"I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)"
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"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"
"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."
"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."
"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."
"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."
"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies"
"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."