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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies"
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"Im probably the best ever at being humble."
"The EU referendum I liken the EU referendum to being in a pitch black room with two men in a mandatory rape scenario with both of them telling you theirs is the smallest."
"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"
"My body is a temple. I care about it three to five times a year purely out of guilt."
"If I ever lost my phone I'd rather just start a new life in another city."
"I like my coffee like I like my men. Ground up and in the freezer."
"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"
"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."