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Joke of the Day
"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."
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"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."
"I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*"
"What happens to the taxidermist after he eats? He gets stuffed."
"Five swedish men in a pool The swedes were swimming and suddenly a condom popped to the surface of the water. Directly one of the mans asks: ""who farted?"""
"What sport do you play with a wombat? Wom"
"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."
"Unpopular opinion: this joke is bad"
"So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat."
"Why can't gay people play poker? Because they can't keep a straight face."