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Joke of the Day
"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."
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"[traffic court] Your honor, I'm here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets JUDGE: Repeat infractions? Ok, I'm here to dispute 4/5 of my tickets"
"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."
"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."
"Every year you swallow ten beetles in your sleep! That's what my gastroentomologist told me."
"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""
"Pros and Cons of making something to eat: Pro: Something to eat Con: Making"
"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."
"Hey. I can't help but peak at chu. It's making my bulbs all sore."
"Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was."