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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark."

"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."

"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."

"Who wrote ""The Tiger's Revenge""? Claude Balls"

"Do robots have sisters ? No just transistors !"

"Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey"

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt"

"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"

"[My relationship with TV] There's nothing on. *watches nothing for the next six hours."

"How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 because that's peasants work."