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Joke of the Day
"Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?"
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"When the Chinese fill out government forms... Under ""Occupation"" do they write ""Tibet""?"
"I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen, I want to live on in my apartment."
"I don't do drugs anymore I don't do them any less either."
"'Say it with flowers' Send a wreath"
"Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast."
"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""
"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"
"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."
"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."