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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's Dead."
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"Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower? Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu"
"Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!"
"Abortion jokes are a lot like the procedure itself. If you half-ass it then it will come out mangled."
"Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole."
"George Carlin:""Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?"" ""What if I want something that works violently right now?"""
"A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent suicide. He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it."
"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."
"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"
"I'm terrified of the day robots become self-aware and start wearing fedoras."