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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."

"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."

"Why is the cinematography of pornos so impressive? Because it's all done one handed."

"What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell."

"Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box."

"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"

"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"

"I'm an 'adult', so why do I dance a little and look around nervously when I find a $20 bill in my jeans I didn't know was there..."

"What does being in the mafia and eating pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."