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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."
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"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."
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"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?""   ^[OC]"