128683
Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping."
Next Joke
"My love life is like Santa Claus. It exists thanks to gullible six year olds"
"What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves? Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money"
"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."
"I look ugly without glasses.. Even though I've never worn glasses in my life."
"What does a German woman dial when a man won't take no for an answer Nein! Nein! Nein!"
"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"
"Did you hear they removed the essay portion from the SAT? Now it's just called the T"