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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
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"My wife says that all she wants is an attentive lover...... ...or maybe it was a tent of lovers. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention."
"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."
"Me: Who will I share the sunset with now?! *sobs* Friend: Bad breakup? Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working."
"how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? you wave at her."
"How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I suppose at least two. But where are you going to find a lightbulb that big?"
"Sikh turban dude"
"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."
"A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt. Hindsight really is 20/20."