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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
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"invemtor of fruit-by-the-foot: [stares blankley at a roll of toilet paper for hours] WAIT I'VE GOT IT"
"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."
"Lol how ""take you out"" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you."
"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."
"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"
"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."
"If I had a time machine I'd go back 10 years and tell myself ""Write down the names of all the people you loan stuff to."""
"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""uck""? Fuck."
"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"