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Joke of the Day

"A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt. Hindsight really is 20/20."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !"

"Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team."

"Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up."

"Promoting a film with ""From the producers of..."" is like advertising a sandwich with the words ""From the supermarket that also sells jam""."

"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? They're stuck at C for years"

"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."

"Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..""How do you drive this thing?"""

"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."