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Joke of the Day
"What is a terrorist his favourite car? A Citroen C4"
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"I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8"
"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."
"Big thanks to all the women out there who pretend that scrotums aren't super weird."
"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."
"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor."