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Joke of the Day

"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby"

"Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor? The doctor said it was all in her head"

"Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word 'follower' should be evidence of that"

"Why did the gay man dress so well? He didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing"

"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."

"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"

"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"

"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"