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Joke of the Day
"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"
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"[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda"
"I renamed my dad ""Death"" in my phone's contacts. Just so I remember that life can always get worse."
"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."
"The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work."
"When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I'd like a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."
"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"
"My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts."
"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"
"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."