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Joke of the Day
"Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good."
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"Being a virgin is sort of like owning a used Prius. You've never had sex."
"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."
"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"
"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"
"A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks ""Papers?"" The immigrant responds ""Scissors"" and drives away"
"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."
"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"
"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?"