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Joke of the Day
"did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
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"[After losing a rap battle] ""How did he get a hold of my credit score?"""
"Just back from the market. TIL People also stop using deodorant or soap for Ramadan."
"Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls.... When they both suddenly die part way through the song. They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: ""Don, we now are gay apparel."""
"What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!"
"Why do stop lights turn red? You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody."
"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."
"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?"
"""haha this costume party is great"" ""sir PLEASE get off the table"" ""cool librarian costume"" *sprays silly string* ""hey dude nice police costu"