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Joke of the Day
"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"
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"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"What do gay horses eat? Dick"
"Headline: ""American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"" That is one long-lived horse."
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night A widow"
"...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*"
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"
"When you say, ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans,"" all I hear is, ""There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""