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Joke of the Day
"Why should you work for a vegetable factory? Because they offer a good celery."
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"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."
"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."
"What happened when Canada got rid of the penny? Canadians became *penniless*"
"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"
"When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing."
"What's Gabe Newell's favourite game? Angry Nerds"
"If a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months"
"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."