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Joke of the Day

"Kanye walks into a museum in Finland. ""Imma let you Finnish,"" he snickers. The entire tour laughs. They're all Kanye, too. And so are you."

"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"

"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."

"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"

"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"

"*downloads Pinterest *pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest *uninstalls"

"Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird? Tequila, I'm looking at you."

"Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community? Too Mennonite"

"isnt it so weird when youre thinking about someone and they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating"