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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"
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"What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash."
"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."
"Why do onions have poor self-image? Because people cry when they get onions naked."
"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
"Kim Jong Un's fat could be evenly distributed among his people so that all are well fed :/"
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"
"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""
"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."
"What do Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney have in common? Both shot someone in the face while in office."