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Joke of the Day

"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? Cus he was too far out, man"

"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."

"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right."

"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"

"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."

"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."

"What value is higher than infinity? Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry."