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Joke of the Day
"Tuna comments What do tuna fish say pussy tastes like?"
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"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
"So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"[my first day as a financial investor] ""I'm going all in on this Acme Corporation. Anybody want a piece?"""
"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""
"How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?"
"If you're Russian when you're going to the bathroom, and Finnish when you get out, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European!"
"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'"
"I've had sex with over 80 women... I've also had sex with a few under 80 but they just didn't have the experience."