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Joke of the Day
"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars*"
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"When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail"
"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"
"Why should you never buy Russian jeans? Chernobyl fallout"
"I just had a massive case of diarrhea... And I couldn't tell if it was the watermelon or the nuts"
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."
"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."
"My 3-year-old referred to her granola bar as a, ""NOLA bar"" and now she's wearing Mardi Gras beads and asking me to make jambalaya."
"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"
"If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!"