185042

Joke of the Day

"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."

"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."

"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."

"DAE always have that substitute teacher who didn't know anything about the subject matter? Sorry. Wrong sub."

"The Michelin Man is the most racist mascot in corporate history, because TIRES ARE BLACK."

"A good joke is like a kid with cancer They never get old."

"Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me."

"Ever had a yellow snowcone? Urine for a treat!"

"Why do Jewish bachelors like latina women? Because they like to fool around with Chicsas before they marry. (A shiksa is a gentile woman)"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp"