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Joke of the Day

"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."

"I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first."

"The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest."

"New surveys show: Surveys show that Google plus is gaining rapid popularity among today's teens."

"ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like ""lets stay here and move pots and pans"""

"Why your oven doesn't attend an university? It already has at least hundred degrees"

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."