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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""

"What is the difference between an incompetent marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots but cannot hit and the other hoots but cannot shit."

"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"

"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."

"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"

"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."

"How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel."

"I love my 6 pack abs so much that I protect them with a thick layer of fat."

"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"

"What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip."