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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth"
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"What else happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? His hands get bigger."
"""We just want to find someone who will-"" *sly grin* -Finish our sentences? ""Exactly."" -death row inmates"
"While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly!"
"A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.' The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog."
"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."
"Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair."
"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"
"Henry IV got injured while bowling. One could say that he, Bolingbroke, while bowling, broke."
"What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money."