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Joke of the Day
"What is a Honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone."
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"3 things that makes me stress: hot days annoying people stand close to annoying people in hot days"
"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."
"Why did the condom suddenly go flying across the room? Because he was pissed off."
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"What's a Hater, Homophobe, Racist, Bigot, and Sexist? Any conservative winning an argument with a liberal, Democrat or 'progressive'."
"Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)"
"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"
"It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything."
"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."