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"Is it just my nipples or is it cold outside. They're hard as rock. EDIT: They're"
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"People that can't support their own arguments piss me off... I don't know why."
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"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
"Theirye're, problem solved."