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Joke of the Day

"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."

"The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad."

"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."

"All of the construction that was slowing down traffic during the summer is over now. I don't know why they can't repair those cones indoors."

"Remember those days when using ""protection"" meant wearing your helmet?"

"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you!"

"Did you hear? Viagra doesn't do anything for lawyers... It just makes them stand taller for a while"

"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."

"Reddit has 10 types of people. The type that analyze something before they comment and the type that take something at surface value and comment."

"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""