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Joke of the Day
"What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
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"I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside."
"got so drunk last night that I ate a salad"
"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."
"Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental."
"Saw this in a Textbook today What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them"
"Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite."
"Packing Do gays really have a lot of s**t to pack before moving?"
"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."
"Reagan laying down some jokes about the Soviets. (Youtube clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A"